Sunday, 10 July 2016




A Journey to Nicaragua . 1. 1 







A Maite , porque sí



“ ( Con Carmen tal vez ) “
E. Cardenal  , “ Las Insulas Extrañas “ , p. 31




EL CASTILLO , RIO SAN JUAN de NICARAGUA

On a roof-hung  hammock-chair swinging upon my terrace perched over the Rio San Juan , catching a glimpse of the great Sabalos Reales ( tarpons ) as they swirl out of the water in nascent a leap,  proud to have fought their way upstream the rapids , boasting the bend of their back and their tail for a second . They are protected by a fishing ban and , sure , are plenty . Must be a meter or more long from what I can peek .
Good idea to drop at the Luna Hotel when heading to the Tropical . Wasn't on the guide , it's new , but it is located on the perfect spot , just at the beginning of the rapids whereas the Tropical happens to sit upon their end . Earwatching the ever rolling waters , riverrun , I voice the rolling rs  of Finnegan’s Wake , gazing the Sabalos , drinking my rhum at night smoking a cigar , great place El Castillo .
That's where a 17 years old Carolina de Herrera launched a winning salvo upon the Brits in 1762 , that's also where , in 1780 ,a young Horatio Nelson managed to take the Castillo and hence the great Lago Cocibolca . As a good strategist , he realized he could cut the Spanish Empire in two halves . At Trafalgar , he was to give it a deadly blow , leaving to Admiral Cochrane's squadron alongside the Chilean Coast the final task of the siege of El Callao .
Well, don't remember when , but it was a brilliant decision to hire a private shuttle in Granada to get to San Carlos and a better one to stop at San Miguelito , thanks to a tip from Cardenal , “ San Miguelito . Un pueblo muy bonito , como San Carlos era muy feo .
As soon as you enter Chontales everything is beautiful , mountainous and lush green beauty , and genuine Nicaragua , won't have enough time to see it . Then you enter the Rio San Juan Dpt.  and its protected areas , almost everything .  Good car , AC and better couple of chaps , the driver and a friend of his . You always learn a lot when talking to them . A cabdriver who drove me from Rivas to Granada for twenty bucks told me you can get a girl for this price . Don't know , not even tried ..
At San Miguelito , the best bet is the Hotel Cocibolca , a large wooden mansion , as matured as a good scotch, right on the lake by the muelle , provided you get a room with a private terrace upon the Lago , probably the best view of Ometepe ,  even though San Jorge is perfect to stare the cone of the Concepción .Very basic , yet the common lavatories and showers are OK , three of each in a row . This is my first task when arriving , securing the hotel thing . The second is to ask the locals for " el bar que cierra más tarde " , securing my late evening Flor de Caña half bottle . A frequent con is their beastly music volume , not to mention the music itself . I can't stand pop music anymore , be it Anglo-Saxon , Hispanic or whatever else . Only at the Jinocuba , Jinotega , and at the beautiful Indio Viejo , Moyogalpa , did they play great Cuban music , at a decent volume .
I hired a boat tour to the Humedales , always the most expensive part of the trip . Nice , but no monkeys to be seen nor gators , some fine birds and large iguanas . The fauna show requires to get there at twilight , i.e.  uncivilized hours , not my cup of tea . Afterwards , they rest on hidden branches  .
Next morning , i.e. civilised hours , took a cab to el Empalme , then a bus to San Carlos , the wrong one , type of it's a long way to Tiperarry , stopped everywhere to anyone just waving for it . San Carlos is a shabby , filthy place but I went to the excellent small Grand Lago Hotel , a stone throw from the quayside . Great dinner and subsequent rum bottle at the Kaoma open terrace . Later , on my way back from the archipelago , I was to find a fabulous sopa de pescado at a little kiosk just by the Solentiname bound ships quay . One of my best soups ever , told them that I came from the Basque Country where they cook excellent fish soup , but that theirs was unique , she uses cow and coco milks . Second time I have the soup of my life in Nicaragua , the first one was at Matagalpa’s “ Happy “ a small restaurant on Plaza Ruben Darío where I enjoyed that outstanding  “ Sopa Campesina Italiana “.
Then I sailed to the Paradise on Earth . Suffice it to say that when you stay a few days in those small isles , you can just but acknowledge that this is God's or Mother Nature's , acc. to your beliefs , creation tamed by a great Christian poet ,Ernesto Cardenal , himself a great reader of an Everest of a poet , Juan de la Cruz .
I happened to be reading Cardenal's " Las Insulas Extrañas " , the story and the history of the Comunidad he founded there changing the lives of the inhabitants , for the better , from dire poverty and ignorance to their current condition , earning a good life from fishing , cattle-breeding , agriculture , everything grows luxuriantly there but also from their art , paintings known worldwide , and controlled tourism , boat tours and so on .
As I happened to be reading Cardenal , it also happens that now I'd rather believe this is God's creation . One day as I was strolling along these well paved paths , no cars on the isles , I entered the lovely , humble yet merry ( paintings ) church and standing in front of the painted altar and Cardenal's  plaster Christ behind , I bowed and told Him : " Perdona mi soberbia , Padre "  and signed myself , like Shoigu , a Buddhist , signed himself when opening the last Great Military Parade on Red Square . Then I added : " Ayudála , Padre " in remembrance of  my ex who's having a really nasty time with her boyfriend rotten by a cancer. [1]
Which reminds me of a certain night in Conil . I fell back down my whole marble staircase .Could have broken my skull or spine , yet was lucky enough to roll down upon my left ribs which endured the hard steps and the subsequent pain . When I landed at the bottom , I looked up , at heaven and just said “ gracias “ . One is aware of  Quevedo’s “ nacer es empezar a morir “ ( La Cuna y la Sepultura ) yet , when smelling the end , one would also like to hope that “morir es empezar a renacer “ , definitely a better option than a black empty hole .
Besides , women have the gift of giving birth . A few of them have the gift to offer you a rebirth within them as I experienced it when fifty four years old .
So a Christian poet , but also someone familiar with studies of Love ,  (Stendhal , Ortega ) and as he chiselled it “ Hiciste que las amara tanto , para que después , con este corazón enamorado , te amara más a Vos “ . One should begin with his marvellous  “ Mi Primer Amor “ apud  “ Los Años de Granada “ . You feel Love , you smell it in Solentiname .
A Christian poet , but also an adept of “ Un Marxismo con San Juan de la Cruz “ . “ En el Nuevo Testamento hay una palabra griega , KOINONÍA , que es como decir comunismo ( y de allí viene la palabra comunismo ) y ésta es usada para designar la eucaristía , la comunidad de bienes , y la unión de Dios y los hombres . Y según san Juan Crisóstomo lo más perfecto del cristianismo es la búsqueda de la KOINONÍA : el tener las cosas en común .
Por eso Marx y Engels encontraron que el cristianismo primitivo era una de las fuentes de las reformas sociales . Y Engels dice que ese cristianismo es “ uno de los elementos más revolucionarios de la historia del espíritu humano “ , y encuentra en él “ curiosos puntos de contacto con el movimiento obrero moderno “ .
(… ) Y Tertuliano lo dice , no sin ironía , a los paganos : “ Los cristianos compartimos todo en común , con excepción de nuestras mujeres . Entre vosotros , por el contrario , son ellas lo único que tenéis en común “ .
Hence the Community and its fundamental principles .
A Christian poet , but also someone familiar with vernacular , Indian cultures . “ Los Miskitos en Nicaragua tienen una palabra muy bella para esto . Comúnmente a la revolución le llaman rivolusan , palabra obviamente tomada del inglés revolution . Pero cuando yo era ministro de Cultura descubrí que ellos tienen una palabra aborigen para decir revolución , y es aisúkanka : que quiere decir muda o cambio de piel , como el de las culebras y algunos otros animales .”
Hence the failed armed assault against the Guardia Nacional Fort at San Carlos . The Community was razed to the ground and the Padre was outlawed . 
Here , time has come for a short break . Let’s switch languages .
Gran poeta místico , gran poeta a secas , antropólogo y teórico adepto del método de Marx y Engels para analizar la realidad , evito lo de “ marxista “ siguiendo al viejo Karl que contestando a un periodista imbécil , lo son casi todos , dijo eso de “ yo no soy marxista “ , historiador , filósofo , epistemólogo ( El “ Cantico “ y la Física ) , teólogo y estudioso del Amor .
Aquí dejando lo de la poesía mística a la suma sacerdotisa , Luce López Baralt , cabe recalcar que todos estos cabos o especialidades o talentos quedan cementados en un sistema rotundo de coherencia y eso que hay dos planos difíciles de equiparar , el paso de la filosofía a la teología  . Pero hay un peldaño o pasarela que dejo para el final .
En las “Insulas “ se extiende bastante en cómo llegó al marxismo por su lectura del Evangelio . Bien , pero yo veo otra cosa , tanto por los “ Poemas Indios “ como por muchas páginas de “ Insulas “ , y me parece anterior , originaria . De su estudio profundo de las culturas Indias , de su convivencia con varios pueblos , supo discernir tempranamente que las sociedades precolombinas eran comunistas , a cada uno según sus necesidades . Con la salvedad de los Nazi-Aztecas ( Poemas…) y una tardía degeneración Maya . Que la propiedad privada de la tierra y sus frutos es para ellos inconcebible , es más constituye una afrenta a los dioses y a la Madre Tierra , otra diosa . Comunismo , nada de socialismo , e Ecología , por llamarlo de algún modo , porque nuestra ecología no es sino mala conciencia , en ellos es fundamental en el pleno sentido de la palabra , bueno digamos fundacional , lo viví donde los Ramas .
Que de ahí pasará a su peculiar lectura del Evangelio  y por ahí pasará al marxismo , sí , y es de una coherencia cabal . Para después , mediante la fundación de la Comunidad de Solentiname , empezar con esas lecturas colectivas del Evangelio , dando él alguna reseña histórica o teológica para enfrentar ciertos asuntos situándolos , pero quedando estupefacto de como campesinos mestizos poco ilustrados resolvían ciertos pasajes de delicada interpretación para generaciones de curtidos teólogos . Quedó recogido en “ El Evangelio de Solentiname “ , que leído por toda Iberoamérica  y por el mundo entero difundió un mensaje revolucionario .
Y , ahí , pasa de la teoría a la praxis , de nuevo todo se va enhebrando con una coherencia cabal , de una lógica asombrosa . Y no duda cuando el caso lo requiere , Somozalandia por ejemplo , en apoyar sin duda alguna , la lucha armada .   
Y de ahí a la Teología de la Liberación . No le gusta el término , prefiere el de “ Teología de la Revolución “ , ( “ Insulas “ , p. 315 ).
Sin perder de vista que una sociedad comunista según los preceptos que él ve en su Evangelio bien sería el Paraíso sobre la Tierra . El prodigio es que lo consiguió en Solentiname y quedan las huellas , profundas .
Entonces , ¿ pasar del plano teoría-praxis al plano teológico  ? Pues , sí hay una pasarela , tuve la suerte de empezar mi lectura de Cardenal por “ Los Años de Granada “  y su esplendoroso  “Mi Primer Amor “ . Bendita Carmen Chamorro , eras tan bella que sucumbió como un poseso y se tiró a la piscina sin mirar si había agua . El gran Amor no admite remilgos , prudencias o reservas . O te das entero o nada . Bueno el sucedáneo al uso que no tiene nada que ver .
Queda en la página 31 de “ Insulas “  ese estremecedor “ Con Carmen , tal vez” y ya han pasado años pero ahí sigue  . Si bien , unas líneas más abajo , todo queda recogido en
“Hiciste que las amara tanto , para que después , con este corazón enamorado , te amara más a Vos “ .
De nuevo , una coherencia cabal , el Amor es la pasarela , el Amor es el cemento del sistema , el Amor canta en Solentiname .
Sólo cabe añadir que tanto en amores como en poesía a secas se juntan Cardenal y su cómplice Thomas Merton . Éste llego a fugarse de la Trapa para reunirse con alguna amada .
Termino la digresión con algunos versos suyos , casi un haiku
One bird sits still
Watching the work of God ;
One turning leaf ,
Two falling blossoms ,
Ten circles upon the pond . “        ( Stranger )
Just have had a very good lunch downstream , róbalo,  a local fish . Should try to remember or rather not to forget their names róbalo , guapote , gaspar ,etc…. Same thing when I was along the Paraná , just remember the pacú , that little bastard , some cousin of the piranhas , has a very peculiar habit , it eats gentlemen’s testicles . I bathed there without further damage , anyway .Downstream , quiet waters , quiet landscape with a herd of cows past the Rio , bucolic , Beatus Ille . I like Nica cows and horses , here they are clean and free , pasture plentiful , they look at you tenderly . Northwards , due to the heat , Leon and around especially , they are the indolence incarnated , so are dogs and people too . Only the cats keep being cats , feline and beautiful . But let’s roll back to the Isles . Solentiname in Nahuatl means  “Wall of Partridges “ , even though partridges there might be , it makes little sense . Cardenal recalls how he came upon the original name of Çelentiname ; then later as he was in Sweden with some Nahuatl linguist , she told him it meant “ Lugar de Hospedaje “ . It makes sense as we know that Maya traders had a rest there while on their way to Panama . By the way , he found it in Juan Vazquez de Coronado’s letter to the King . Coronado , says he , was “ el único conquistador humanista . Había estudiado en la Universidad de Salamanca , donde el padre Victoria enseñaba que república era sólo una comunidad perfecta ; y así fundó en Costa Rica una comunidad de Españoles y naturales , no sometiendo a los Indios por la fuerza , sino atrayéndolos por medio de negociación y trueque . “ .
So , instead of going to Mancarrón directly , I stopped at San Fernando , the best place for the sunsets , at Hostal Celentiname’s pier . About a five minutes walk from the tiny village , it is surrounded by lush gardens , you walk down a few stairs and your private beach is there , two splendid guacamayos were wandering freely in the big open living room, Paco , the husband and Yuri his mate , a Ruskii parrot ? In Granada my favourite money changer worked at home and he introduced me to his cat Putin . Then ,  high trees full of birds , those marvellous oropéndolas , black with a bright yellow tail and a partial white mask . Beautiful but a plague they eat papayas , mangos , everything fruit . Cardenal recalls how they had to shoot them so that they flew away not to come back . They are back again  , by the way and you do hear them , if this is a song , it must be dodecaphonic . I learnt later , reading the book , that I had been staying at doña María Guevara’s place . That was when I was staying at Hotel La Comunidad , a tourist extension of the Comunidad with its church , museum and Ernesto Cardenal library , kitchen , small houses , etc.. everything scattered within a gardened space full of flowers , trees , colours , scents , cats , dogs , pavos reales ( peafowls ) , hens , cocks and chickens , free . La Comunidad .
Which is managed by doña Esperanza Guevara , Maria’s sister who is in charge of operating the Community and keeping it alive acc. to the principles of its foundation . Cardenal’s lieutenant , so to speak . He is old now and lives in Managua .
I had most interesting conversations with her . For , just past the church I noticed some small posters signed by the Padre : “ Alerta , nos están robando el “ Mancarrón “ ( the first and best hotel on the island , a serious source of income ) . No ayude a los ladrones ! “ . And this was our first topic . She explained that the hotel had been occupied illegally by some bastard , a German tour operator , with full police assistance and a “ lead from behind “ of Rosario Murillo , Ortega’s wife . She is the one who “ lleva los pantalones “ as they say in Spanish .
This I knew because before heading South , I had heard about the Movimiento de Renovación Sandinista , the MRS , watched Diputado Victor Hugo Tinoco’s dramatic speech at the Asamblea Nacional . Here’s the link
And another link about Tinoco .
I asked her about the tribunals , as the hotel is on the Foundation’s property and duly registered , and she told me that the Judiciary was rotten . What decides everything is doña Rosario’s phone call. She pretends to be a poet , was a schoolteacher actually , and she is jealous of the great poet Cardenal is . By the way , Cardenal was the first to denounce the Stalinist deviance of Ortega’s direction of the Sandinista Front , leaving both the Ministry and the Front . In 1994 , if I remember well.
Later , she told me that five years ago and during several days Cardenal knew he was going to be thrown in jail . Now when he travels abroad and is asked to talk about the situation in Nica , he refuses any answer : “ Quiero volver a mi país , y si contesto me van a echar preso “  .
But the worst was to come later . The Guevaras , Donald is one of the three martyrs of Solentimane , butchered by the Guardia Nacional after a failed assault against San Carlos Fort .
Alejandro , member of the Community and a great painter , was promoted to Governor of the Rio San Juan Dpt.. He died in a dubious road accident , etc..
That day , I was coming back from another island and I knew they were commemorating one of the dead , their tomb nearby , surrounded by children toys , toboggans , etc..,was flowered , the red and black flag flying and I stepped into the church . The audience : a good bunch of children , school age . Doña Esperanza was sitting and silent .
A young woman , duly agit-prop trained , had the floor . She asked : “ sabeis los nombres de los martires ?  - Children answer – Sabeis que murieron para que vosotros no conozcáis más guerra , más muertes , para que tengáis Sanidad y Escolaridad gratis , trabajo …”
-Children : -  Agit Prop : “ Y sabeis que todo esto se mantiene gracias a la labor del gobierno y de su Pte , Cómo se llama el Pte ?  Daniel , Daniel Ortega .
- Children : repeating .
 Later , we had a chat , doña Esperanza and myself . We agreed on everything , she added that if someone knew the whole picture by heart , that was her . But she had to remain silent , otherwise no aid , no funds , and may be worse .
Notwithstanding which , this is the Paradise on Earth . Too beautiful , too quiet and lively at the same time . Anyone getting there should bring the book and read it there .
Stayed five nights at the Comunidad , hours in the Library where I picked a great “ Historia de la Gran Guerra Patriotica “ , ed. Progreso , Moscow , 1970 . Excellent maps and pictures , remarkable essays about a topic I know well . Curiously , no copy of “ Las Insulas Extrañas “ . Met a girl from Huelva who was somehow working there , she told me that the most one can expect from the Immigration is a year long visa , so farewell my projects of working with some NGO or mission in a remote place with the Indians .
Had a boat ride to La Venada , the long stretched island where people live in scattered homes , no village . Met the Aurellanos , a dynasty of painters , and their art .
On my way back , I returned to Hostal Celentimane and had half a sunset from San Fernando , it was partly cloudy upon the Guatuzos wetlands . In fact , since I left San Carlos : clouds and rain and so it was to be all along the Rio San Juan up to now on the Caribbean coast ; well , a perfect temperature .
The panga picked me up at the pier and dropped me at San Carlos where I boarded a colectivo sailing downstream the great Rio . Almost three hours and I stopped at Boca de Sábalos , tributary after tributary the river grows larger and larger and the Hotel Sábalos is nested on stilts just upon a commanding view of the mighty Rio . Rooms rowing along a large terrace upon the water, everything wooden , so is the open dining room with the Sábalos on its left . From then on , everything on stilts , I’m writing on another terrace , in San Juan del Norte , upon the Indio River hearing both the river and the Caribbean waves behind the opposite margin ; mangroves and woods you have to cross to get to the beach , where you can bathe up to your knees and no further , bull sharks a plenty . No swimming across the rio either , caimans you won’t see , yet I’m told that a large populace inhabits those waters , at night they come looking for garbage .
From the hotel  you cross the Sábalos for two cordobas and get to a scruffy set of filthy houses along a dirty unpaved road , everything on sale yet nothing worth buying , many people and nothing . I cross back and pay a visit to a carpenter’s shop where they are just giving the final coat of paint to a slender dugout canoe . Formerly , the whole job was handmade with an axe , now they use saws to begin with . Those  “dorys “ are the elegance supreme , besides they’re very swift .
Exquisitely managed by Mariela , the hotel boasts the best restaurant along the river but when I ask her about the jumbo river shrimps she tells me : ain’t blue no more . Extinguished , not due to overfishing even though overfishing there was ; the hidden culprit lies in the waters of Ticas tributaries . The “green “ Costa Rica must have sold itself to Monsanto and its poisons , its rivers full of pesticides have been the death warrant of the Rio’s camarones . It does make sense since my first dinner at the great Hostal Familiar in San Juan was camarones de rio , only that they catch them in the Río Indio , located entirely on Rama territory , a reserve . When I told the lady , never seen such shrimps , they’re huge ! She replied : no , these ones are rather small . Well, the real thing must be lobster-sized .
On my first night I shared the hotel with an English couple as quiet as my beloved English countryside . Heaven . Next day  Hell as a bunch of local bastards invaded the hotel with their load of wives and urchins shouting all over the place , more than twenty they were , piling up by the dozen in one room . Went out for dinner at a cheaper joint , I suppose and it was Heaven again . Till they came back , drunken . Next morning , general wake up at 5.30 . And they left soon after . At 10 a.m. , I took the expresso barge to El Castillo . There , I spent two more nights waiting for the Tuesday expresso to San Juan . A five hours trip with military control posts checking passports four times with a final check , luggage included , at the small San Juan harbour . Even though the Rio is fully Nica , after El Castillo , its right bank is the border and Nicas and Ticos don’t love each other very much. Here goes a sample ,a Tico one
So the place is heavily patrolled by the military , both navy and army . No jokes !
Went out of the harbour and spent a whole hour looking for the Monkey Hotel , locals knew nothing , usual in Nica ; for them , no matter what , you’re just one more Gringo , they send you to the wrong direction , ask North and you’re South bound , peculiar Nica humour ? Sweating among sordid houses scattered amidst swamps , I finally found it to see it was closed . By the way, no signs In San Juan , you’ve got to guess where the hotel is . I sat for some lunch at the Tucan , went to the loo , may be the filthiest I’ve ever seen , glanced very dirty rooms on my way and had a bad pork dish . She charged me more than deserved and offered her rooms , I almost barked a  “No , gracias “ and  took my leave to find the Hostal Familiar by the river . So at first , a very nasty impression of San Juan del Norte , was about to take a boat back to San Carlos . But when I was given a superb room with a terrace upon the Rio Indio hearing the sea in front of me , everything changed , a “coup de foudre” and that was before a grand dinner . The lady called Alicia Mc Rae from the Rama Community and I arranged a two nights trip upstream the Rio for four hundred dollars . This is the rate of the Rio Indio Lodge , a luxury resort upon a lagoon nearby for wealthy fishing maniacs .
Mestizos guides also offer the tour but the Ramas know every inch of their territory , which is the first reason why I chose Alicia’s services . Then , as she immediately switched to English , although she can speak some Spanish , I realized that Rio San Juan may be a border  between North , Nicaragua , and South , Costa Rica , but it is also partly a link and partly a hidden border between East and West , between the Caribbean Autonomous Regions  , a good half of the country by square miles , and Nicaragua properly said . I was confirmed in that feeling when listening to an  after dinner chat at Margarito and Juanita’s home deep upstream in the jungle , it went about politics from what I could guess ( Gobierno , Gobierno Municipal Rama-Kriol , Instituciones , Spanish words inserted into their language ) , they clearly referred to the Nicaraguans as  “Spaniards “ , and they do not trust them at all . The same all along the coast as far as Honduras , not to mention the hinterland as far as the forest reaches . Armed clashes are reported  near Waspam between Miskitos and “ colonos “ who are illegally seizing their land , burning their homes . The Ramas are very vigilant and currently , thanks to a coalition with the creole ( “ kriol “ ) Community they control the Municipal Government , ensuring their role as the Guardians of the Forest . They do not allow non-Rama settling in their territory , a big one getting as far as the south of Bluefields , where the largest Rama Community resides in Rama Key , some 1500 of them . In San Juan , some 150 . But as Alicia told me , they had to fight to defend their rights , in 1988 or 1998 , don’t remember . She says , now we are protected by the law , which recognizes the whole land as ours exclusively , I replied : OK , but beware , laws can be changed and big money buys many a guy in power . Yet , I’m optimistic because ruling classes realize the potential of genuine eco-tourism here , genuine Nicaragua versus “ green “ Monsanto polluted Costa Rica . People too, you notice it everywhere along the Rio San Juan , they’re proud of their protected areas and definitely want to keep them virgin , supported by  a controlled tourism of quality .
So we left next morning at decent hours , Ramas don’t wake up like hens Nica style , in a long dory with Marcelino operating the out board engine . By the way , but for your vices and addictions , i.e. tobacco and rhum in my case , they provide everything , food , water , a slim mattress and cotton sheets , even big plastic sheets lest it rain , even toilet paper and rubber boots . A long stretch of the Indio river runs parallel to the Caribbean shore bordered by low mangroves and a curtain of trees , then it begins snaking its way through the jungle as the margins get higher and so do the trees , swamps no more ; we pass several tributary creeks , a small one leading to the Manatee Lagoon , another large one to the Forbidden Area . Some taboo ? I ask several times about their religion and beliefs before they went Christian . No way , just replies she is Moravian as most of them are and leaves me with a dubious “ we’re Christian from times immemorial “ or so it seems
We spot turtles , the yellow and the black one plus another one , small crocodiles about a meter long , they cannot eat you but must be a very serious bite that of these Shylock gators , no swimming . Magnificent birdlife , they’ve got a large array of snakes , boas included , manatees , wild hogs , jaguars , pumas and so on . The iguanas plunge into the water from their branches , and on the muddy shores there are some small shiny emerald green ones , later Margarito tells me that at a given time of the year they turn red . Beautiful !
As to the monkeys , the first one we met was light brown , a pregnant female acc.to Alicia , she greeted us with a shot of shit , a big load , by the way . Then some tailless grey ones played some bridge express leap game wherever the branches of one side met the opposite ones above the water . Then the black howling ones , the congos ,who hail you from afar , on their enormous trees .
We get to the first Rama house , they like to live on their own , isolated , the biggest agglomeration is in Makenge , upstream , where three families live part of the year as they have settled in San Juan’s Rama district . Most houses are on stilts , made with superb hard wood and palm roofs , palm or whatever else . Then we stop at  Encanto where we are going to spend the night . A house of locals by the river , we just greet and climb to another small house , very wide planks of mahogany or of some cousin , well cut , everything on stilts . Marcelino even brings my backpack and everything else . The kitchen and the dining room is a few yards away and is an example of their former dwelling places . Ground level earth floor, a problem with snakes . The kitchen is most interesting , some kind of large hybrid thing , half table half open deep chest which they fill with mud , shaping the centre as a large hollow depression where they light a good fire , two pieces of iron supporting a grid and you’re done to boil anything upon the flames and to roost anything on the sides , they use a special big leaf to wrap fish or meat and if boiling is quick business,  this is a longer and gentler process as it just gets heat from aside , the leaf gives a special taste to your roast beef if any . So the Ramas without going to Frankfurt  were familiar with the Bauhaus “ function makes the design “. Impressive and so simple !
The house below has solar powered light , but the kitchen hasn’t , so we have dinner before sunset . Then we keep chatting in the dark . I am sitting at the table and suddenly Alicia lights her torch lamp pointing it to a snake which was about a meter from my feet , it retreats yet not so much staying on the edge of the house . A meter long at least , white , black and brown , beautiful . She tells me it is dangerous . These people have a sixth sense of the jungle and when they take you in charge they really take care of you . Tonight , they are going to sleep on the terrace , guarding my door .
As time goes by , Alicia teaches me a lot . Wood , for instance , for their dorys they only use one tree which is tender enough to dig out without toiling as beasts . For all other purposes related to water , harpoons , arrows , shrimp traps , etc.. , they only use makenge not to spoil the water as they have known for centuries that all other woods poison the water and the fish . That is knowledge , centuries of observation .
Before she has taught me to identify the sounds of the jungle by night . This is a bird , name , and that is the rattle snake : a single bell like sound , at least it warns . I suppose that when , attacking it is a volley of bells. Now , they are just warning , here we are and they are very near . As soon as the sun sets , this is the realm of snakes , not the best time to wander around , and as soon as the sun rises , they go silent to their holes .
I keep awake all night long fascinated by that beautiful music . Next morning , breakfast at decent hours and we leave for Cantagallo . We make a stop at a place with three houses , she just greets at the first one , then chats with a woman of the second one where I see a fair haired blue-eyed young lady . She just greets with a nod . I ask Alicia later , she is  American and has been living there for six years . I ask whether she teaches or so . No , no she just lives here and is married to a Rama boy . As she already told me that Ramas don’t like speaking a lot , I see that the Gringa really went Rama , not a word  , just a gentle smile . Then she chats again with the lady of the third house , she introduces me to her telling that she is a princess , they have a king , by the way . Besides , Alicia must be the exception to the rule , she speaks “ por los codos “ . We board the canoe again , and the river margins get higher and higher , steep muddy ones you have to climb carefully because when the waters rise , they rise several meters and destroy the wooden embankments and stairs . We finally get to Cantagallo which is just the spot from where a track leads to some basaltic heights , a three hours harsh march , first flat but very muddy , then you climb . Rama tradition say that this was the base of some pyramid . ? I try , but give it up after some ten meters , as I bury my rubber boots in the mud at every step . They are barefooted , the best way  , but I dare not lest a snake should appear .
So , we turn downstream for a while till reaching Margarito’s home where we are to spend  this second night . Nice guy , and beautiful , so his wife , in spite of having given birth to seven children . One daughter only but a ten years old Indian beauty , slender and a magnificent face . English spoken , their own creole version and Rama , of course . No Spanish .  Now that they have solar-powered light , they can have long chats till 10 pm , the sun sets around 5.30 p.m. , I just watch them as I understand nothing . By the way , I asked Alicia whether the American girl had learnt their language and she told me : no, we don’t like teaching it to strangers .
They are also very clean , they sport a very long hair both men and women , so thin that they can gather it in a tight small bun . They’ve got plenty of water , just take it from the river   , here the current is swift and the water unpolluted , you can even drink it , besides there are no crocodiles , they like still waters and I had several delicious baths ,  cool water . Got their loos , too , at a prudent distance . I suspect they set the chair upon some small stream pouring in the river , because I smelled nothing .,
At Encanto I first went to the forest by a small pool of clear water and used some big leaves first . Then next morning , I used the cabin . At Margarito’s place , there were two parallel big branches just upon the río , the best place .
I think the kids have never seen a school , yet they can read , their parents must teach them . I had several chats with Margarito , a perfect gentleman who could talk about many topics and at night there was a very serious political debate , I guess that Alicia gave them the news from the city .
You may read that they are desperately poor , well , that’s according to your point of view , if you mean having dinner downtown and pay the bill with a credit card , sure , but so are the majority of Nicas . But if you see them in their realm , plenty of fish in the river , plenty of game in the forest , all kind of fruit everywhere , beginning by their garden , roosters , hens and chicken all around , Margarito grows rice and beans , wood as fuel for the kitchen : free , electricity solar powered , no bloody cell phones needed as there is no coverage , so the kids grow smarter than their poor city fellows , no taxes , no rent , the land is theirs , besides he doesn’t smoke nor drinks he alcohol , must have their things , mushrooms , etc…but he didn’t tell me . Plenty of leisure time . Seems to me that this is luxury , the real one .
We left at 9.30 next morning , a four hours trip downstream with some heavy rain from time to time . I could see a shrimp trap when Alicia stopped to buy some , makenge wood ,
Again a Caribbean Bauhaus .  The Ramas : Freedom . Of course , those I saw are used to tourists and somehow know about the outside world . But , deeper and further in the huge rainforest there must be nuclei which have never seen white men , really primitive Indians .
Now , I’m trapped in San Juan till next Wednesday when the weekly panga sails to Bluefields which I long to see . I spend most  of my time at the hotel terraces , San Juan is a shadow town , small , no streets , paths only , no cars , boat only . Some kind of mini Manaus , they had no opera but Greytown was a multinational trade centre , San Juan at the beginning of the XXth century was a prosperous  modern city till the companies that began building the Canal and a railroad through the jungle went bankrupt and everybody got away leaving a ghost town . Nothing is left from these straight streets and beautiful wooden houses , only photographs . Cardenal came here in the sixties , great description including the remembrances of an old lady who knew it from 1890 , jump to “ Insulas .. “p. 145 . Now , it is rather a village , you’ve got the basic things , but don’t ask for more . There are fleas in the streets at places where infested dogs lie , caught several the other day at the outdoor Internet spot , now I wear shorts out of the hotel . Curiously enough there are no mosquitoes , those zancudos , and it is swampy . Strange place , but it has caught me under its spell . Just feel fine and very relaxed . Three nights left before heading to Bluefields , if the weather allows it as the panga is open , no roof .

BLUEFIELDS

Wake up early for the panga , weather OK and we sail down the Rio to meet the Caribbean ,
I’m the lone passenger about to have a tough five hours ride on very curly waters . A real pain in the ass and a soaked one at that . First , he steers  to open seas and I can see a rather high coast till we approach Monkey Point with lower shores .
Bluefields , what could I say ? You just feel fine there . English creole and Spanish spoken alike , kind and merry folk , you can stroll downtown quietly , good music everywhere . Fine terraces , Pelican Bay , especially , lobster and seafood . El Flotante , also .
Very interesting museum , this must have been a nice place with its Victorian wooden houses before Joan , a devastating hurricane .
I leave my luggage at the hotel and board a panga to El Rama , some 200 miles upstream the Rio Escondido , Blaufeldt’s hidden refuge . Impressive , the Rio . Probably wider than the Rio San Juan and definitely deeper ,  much deeper as large cargoes anchor at El Rama´s port . Low , marshy margins first , then they rise more and more and the first settlements appear , small cabins , then larger houses , cattle and people . After a long ride we reach El Rama . A real brothel by quayside , worse than Managua , indescribable . The Hotel Luisa :   no room left . He sends me to Hostal Gonzalez near by , I pay then see the  dubious sheets , the unfriendly bathroom and leaving my hat and a few things I head to the inner part of the town which turns to be more residential . I sit at the Kingston open terrace , have a couple of shots or more before having dinner at a nice place opposite . Later , a small hotel has a nice room , clean sheets , good bathroom for 300 cordobas  . I’ll spend the night there .
As I’m travelling without luggage , I feel free as a bird . Finally got to being versus having , Wesen gegen Haben .
Next morning , panga downstream , then another one from Bluefields to Pearl Lagoon . Rio Escondido upstream then after the shipyard , steers right to a tributary , then left to a tributary of the tributary opening minutes later on a large lagoon then another river or the same one ,  avenues of water everywhere , water and more water  . Aboard I meet Clay , a Garifuna fisherman , and arrange a lagoon tour for the next day . He shows me the charming Green Lodge and then tells me to pop in at a nice and huge terrace upon the lagoon for late evening drinks . English spoken everywhere .
Next morning , wake up very early at 6.30 . We sail at 8 , so I walk into the Revival Tabernacle Church , Pentecostial as I’m told later . A woman is preaching in Creole , then the band , bass guitar , organ and drums , takes the lead and everybody starts chanting and dancing , praising the Lord body and soul . I’m more than moved , actually I’m dancing too .
I stay till the end of the service and leave in a state of shock . Never experienced anything similar .
At eight we board the wooden dory towards Kahkabila , a small Miskitu village . There I buy some of their coco bread for breakfast , then we meet the Mayor and the Sindico , the Mayor shows me the village , they’ve got jaguars in the surrounding forest . We get to the Communal House which offers rooms , kitchen , everything . Before saying goodbye on the beach , he picks several lovely seeds on the sand as a present which I faithfully keep .
Then La Fe , a Garrifuna hamlet before Orinoco , a larger one . Great place to enjoy their music , specially during their November Festival . We get back to Pearl Lagoon and I order a rundown for 9.30 at the Queen Lobster , a great place with a huge round cabin with a palm roof , everything on stilts including two rooms . Have some rum elsewhere then a superb dinner with the rundown . The owner is Spanish , tells me he’s been living there for six years , happy guy ! Pearl Lagoon is another Paradise on Earth . He offers me a shot of gifity , the Orinoco made rum . Potent !
Next morning , the first panga to Bluefields from where I’m supposed to fly to Bilwi at 10 or 11 a.m. Just pick my things at the hotel and take a cab to the airport . The Costeña airline flight is delayed , four hours or so , the bastards have a monopoly .
No time to visit Rama Key , in the southern part of Bluefields lagoon . A pity .

BILWI

Bilwi is another mess , much bigger than Bluefields , dirty , everything scattered all around , they praise the Market as an attraction . Well , it is a narrow and long alley where you find a guy selling jeans and shirts opposite the butcher shelves full of dubious meat visited by a squadron of flies . Further on , old Indian women sitting behind their fish stalls under the Caribbean sun , waving long branches to disperse the flies . Not my cup of tea . By night , in Bilwi , better hire a cab .
Surprisingly , it boasts very fine hotels . I switch from one to another . On Monday , I book for Wednesday , always full , at la Casa Museo Judith Kain . A lovely place within a great garden , with a very interesting museum . Judith Kain was a celebrated painter  , some Miskitu king gave her family the whole of Pearl Lagoon . Cheap place : 400 cordobas . Then you’ve got the Cortijo , a great wooden mansion downtown , high ceilings . That was the place the Sandinistas chose for their Headquarters during the Contra war . Cheaper .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x10j1W8u14   , etc.. switch to  3 , 4 , 5 , …
The Cortijo II is another , better actually , place by the seaside . So if downtown is a chaos , there are very nice terraces by the high waterfront such as the Malecon or Kabu Payaska ( Kabu means breeze ) , where you can both have dinner and your drinks . Lunch , too , watching the pelicans surfing the currents before nose diving like hawks to catch their prey . Here , even though waters are still muddy by the shore , they  quickly turn  blue , and rather than the most abused “turquoise “  azzuro , I would say blue in a lapis lazuli mood , the pale one of Chile then the  Afghani darker one . Or in Cardenal’s words :
“ Agua verde y azul ( … ) ( verde donde es menos honda y azul la más profunda ).
I’ll have no time enough to visit the Miskitus villages north or southwards , Wawa and Karata , Tuapi and Krukira , where the rainforest gives way to pinewoods  . A pity , yet the point is that the Statute of Autonomy of both Caribbean regions , half of the country, guarantees two things . First , the communal , and communal here means communist , property of the land and of its products , timber to begin with , this property right being exclusive : no strangers allowed . In the Southern Region , this is reinforced by the Natural Reserves which cover practically everything .
Then the Statute , Ley no. 28 de 1987 as well as the Constitution , recognizes both the traditional powers and  their customary Judiciary . In Sandino’s words  :
 “ Soy Nicaragüense y me siento orgulloso
Porque en mis venas circula , más que todo
La sangre india , que por atavismo encierra
El misterio de ser patriota , leal y sincero “
So , their Communal Assemblies , the Territorial one and the Traditional Communal Assemblies proceed acc. to their traditional rules . They elect :
The Sindico , manager of the Communal Property
The Wihta or communal judge , who chooses the communal policemen
Coucil of the Elders
Secretary , Treasurer / manager of Natural Resources .
Any judicial issue between  Natives is settled via the Tala Mana system . The Miskitus do not use jails . Proceedings seek conciliatory results , and when necessary the Tala Mana system is applied , i.e. indemnity . If guilty of raping a virgin , the Tala Mana consists of a cow or its equivalent in cash , etc…If he refuses to pay then he passes to the ordinary Nicaraguan Judiciary proceeding acc. to general law .
Don’t know if raping a no virgin is an offence , by the way .
Yet , Nicaragua has done a great job as far as its Natives are concerned . Chapeau !

On the 18th , I fly back to Managua , late as usual but less , rush to my Backpacker’s Inn , then to the Ticabus offices to book a seat for next day’s bus to San José from where I’m flying back to Madrid on the 20th , about 5.30 p.m. Have dinner at the Cantonese nearby . Next morning , take a cab to the French Embassy Residence to pack my things up and say goodbye to my friends , before getting to the Ticabus terminal . Delayed , about 3 or 4 hours . Arrive at San Jose about midnight , have a smoke and then luck with my cabdriver , very nice chap . Leave my luggage at the lovely and cheap Hegminway Inn , where I’m happy enough to be offered the John Dos Passos room , not that bastard of Hegminway’s one .
Jump into the cab , telling him :  show me to a good bar . Drops me at the “ Elite “ on Paseo Colón . Instead of a gorilla searching  guns or knives you might wear , there is a beauty who , without doubting it for a second ,  throws the palm of her hand to my dearest parts , surely checking some more important issue . Glorious entrée en matière , San José . Sit down , order a bottle of rhum , and there is a bunch of lovely young ladies at the table nearby . Smiles and all three of them fly to mine , I offer them a drink from my bottle but they tell me they cannot accept because they’re supposed to order “ their “ drinks . I politely and ironically utter some “ How much ? “ , they just laugh and go . The whole place is bordered by open doors upon the rooms . And it is the same all around the area , no way to find a bar , I mean a bar only .The sole trouble is the Ticos’ no smoking hysteria , even in parks ! Well , it’s OK on the streets , thank God .
Next morning I wake up early enough to get to the Museo del Oro . Great museum , acc. to Cardenal , there are many Nicaraguan artefacts , allegedly sold out . Then a cab to the airport where the scheduled 5.30 p.m. flight will finally take off at 8 p.m.
I arrived at Managua on September 20th , rather depressed . I’m flying back to Madrid , just three months later , absolutely healed , well the mind , for my lungs are exhausted , no way to quit smoking . Magnificent country , no wonder it gave birth to so many poets , great poets , you literally swim within beauty . Best journey in my life , for sure !  

Excellent general link    www.ineter.gob.ni

PS                    There was a before and an after the day I left Granada for San Miguelito .
San Miguelito was like switching the overdrive on those dear classic roadsters in a continuous and glorious crescendo culminating surprisingly in Jerez de la Frontera . Nicaragua is not Quito or Lima , very few historical buildings remain as most were razed , burnt or destroyed by earthquakes , volcanoes or pirates and Brits , often the same thing, by the way . In Granada , there are one or two original houses , the Gran Francia restaurant , magnificently restored , is one of them ,the only house left as filibuster  William Walker chose it as his headquarters , burning everything else . Then La Casa de los Leones , where Cardenal was born , with its superb carved stone door . The cathedral looks colonial but it has been rebuilt many a time , no old gilden altars and paraphernalia left , everything looted . This you find in Jerez , everywhere , and there is a nexus , I happened to be reading  Cardenal’s poetry in Jerez , thus keeping half of my soul in Nicaragua . The cathedral of Leon is original and beautiful ,but you won’t find marvels inside as in Ecuador , Peru or Mexico . Don’t know if they ended in the British Museum but there must be a lot of them in the Isles , for sure .

MANAGUA
Bought a video at Roberto Huembes Market showing Managua before the 1972 Xmas earthquake . It was a very nice city , with its Avenida Franklin Roosevelt . A real downtown and nice parks and houses .
Currently , a chaos , a huge set of slums , then high buildings , good colonias  , everything mixed and scattered without any planning over a huge space . Poor pavement , worst sidewalks , a jungle of scruffy cars and cabs . Cabdrivers rob you as much as they can . Besides , instead of planting trees which lushly grow in Nicaragua , Rosario Murillo , la de los pantalones , had the genial idea of planting huge yellow steel trees throughout the poor Managua . Must have a good share in the steel-mill and the painting companies , Rosario . I was lucky to find two good things in such a mess .
The Backpackers’ Inn , nested in the super safe Colonia de los Robles , just behind the Intercontinental and the MetroCenter , some fortified big mall . I stayed in Room 2 , a private one with AC and bathroom . Too expensive for backpackers and as people who can afford it never pop in backpackers’ places , it was available most of the time , no need to book in advance . A few steps and a great pool surrounded by trees , bird songs in the middle of the motor jungle , just heard a rumour from afar . A few yards upwards , Terraza  Cevichera , then an excellent Cantonese , and there are many more good restaurants in Los Robles where you can quietly wander around by night .
The other one was Mercado Ricardo Huembes , nearby . Rincón de los Artesanos , great place for moneychangers , cigars and traditional wear . I bought a pair or two of pantalones tipicos , white light cotton pants traditionally worn by peasants on Sundays , then several white cotonas , traditional shirts , mine , from Estelí , had a collar , either short or half-long sleeved .
From then on , with my white Nica hat , I was to be el Señor de blanco and a fresh one , a pleasure .
The less I stayed  in Managua , the better .


GRANADA
Took the UCA small bus to Granada , dropped me by the beautiful Parque Central . I had an expresso before walking down calle Caimito to the hotel . Granada’s street grid reminds me of New Orleans . First you have Bourbon St. , bars , discos , and music all over the place , then a quiet Royal St. , full of small shops , then Chartres St. where most of the hotels are located , even though you may find Napoleon’s House , one of the best bars in the States , a great restaurant also . I stayed at the charming small St. Helene hotel , next door .
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 In Granada many hotels in calle Caimito and calle de la Libertad , in between la Calzada joining the Parque Central with the lake shore . No way to sleep there , bars and terraces only . A very short walk from the hotel , en route , my favourite money changer who officiated at home with Putin , his pretty cat .
Granada was an important step as I entered a fine bookshop , LibroLucha . I bought my first Cardenal’s book , Los Años de Granada . Later , at Hispamer , Managua , I was lucky enough to find Las Insulas Extrañas . So I met Cardenal via his memoirs at first , then in Jerez I found his poetry and Merton’s one , too , by the way . It was a good introduction ; besides , when I left the bloody house in Conil , I had been unable to read a single line for a year and a half , and I used to read essays , history basically . After the Nica therapy , I began reading poetry in Jerez and enjoying it . It all began in Granada . I stayed there for a long week , quietly savouring the city . They offer you tours to Volcán Mombacho , to the Isletas , etc.. , all in road or water shuttles loaded with packs of tourists . I stayed downtown where I got familiar with a Granada which is no longer , when sand-covered streets were watered to mitigate the heat , when horse-driven carriages rode across the town , when there was a train station . I recognized Carmen’s home in front of la Merced , Abuela Mimi’s house at a corner of the Parque , today a bar run by an Austrian who , of course , had never heard of Abuela Mimi . Nor he , neither most people . The magic of books , of good books .
From there , heading to Ometepe ( it was Ometepetl , but locals lost the nahuatl “ tl” ) I went to San Jorge and spent the night there to watch the big island with its twin volcanoes , the perfect cone of the Asunción , active , and the lower Maderas . Great sunset from a terrace on the beach , caressed by a fresh breeze . Dinner and rum . Two girls arrive in a taxi coming from somewhere along the sandy lakeshore  . The place has a big terrace then behind a huge space , bar and restaurant . The owner is willing to chat about soccer , tell him he found the wrong guy , then I ask him whether he also has rooms as the girls came with some luggage , seems to be embarrassed then explains there’s a third place behind , a brothel . Full service , dinner ,drinks and ladies all in a row . Asks me if I fancy… tell him “ too fat for me “ , replies “ but we’ve got thinner ones “ …. “ well, I’ll see “ and keep on sipping my rum enjoying a quiet night .
When leaving , I take the back door way , get to the “ third “ place , spacious but empty , get back to the hotel to sleep like an angel .
Next day , ferry to Moyogalpa , a very nice place right under the Asunción . Very cheap and quiet hotel , I hire a bike and head to Museo del Ceibo , about ten miles southwards . Great museum , better than the one in Granada . I realize what a good life the Natives must have had before the Spaniards appeared , a disaster for them . It still is for the very few remaining .
En el verbo , augusto , de Agustín García Calvo :
( Colón a su vigía )
“ (…) No saben qué les espera,
¡ felices ellos ! ( …)
de no haber venido nosotros a desgarrar la barrera
de olvido que los guardaba de nuestro mundo y su ciencia .
( … )                                          lo que les traemos es esta
fe en el mañana y saber del futuro mundo, y a vueltas
de espada y cruz les venimos a dar lo que nos gobierna:
la muerte que se adelanta a matarnos antes que venga .”                         Yo misma “ , 2014 , ( su testamento )

They came from Mexico and settled here , Ometepe being the centre of their civilisation . Some say that Cacique Nicarao is buried here with his great golden throne . The bike , I’ve got too old  , definitely . Next morning I hire a quad and tour the whole island , the part around Maderas is less developed and very genuine , awful road . There is a marvellous place , Ojos del Agua , with a huge semi natural pool of sulphuric waters surrounded by the forest .  Cool water , delicious . Then , you get to Santo Domingo isthmus , with its Rio Istián full of gators and wildlife , its long beaches bordered by a string of nice hotels .
In Moyogalpa , in the evening , I go to the Hospedaje Central a.k.a El Indio Viejo , a magnificent bar , very high ceilings , traditional carpentry with beams painted in all colours as is the furniture , palm roofs , a great patio with trees , flowers  and superb paintings on the whitewashed walls. The backyard is home to a good bunch of deer . Peaceful , good music , a great place .
From there I went to spend four nights at Hotel Tesoro del Pirata , lost along a bay , nothing else around , bay , hotel , everything for me   . I intended to quit smoking and I did , for several days till I asked for a cigar in a bar in Granada . No way …
Then way back to Managua via Granada where I spent a couple of nights . Love it .
Just one thing about Ometepe . I realized later that the island , or better said , Volcan Concepción is the center of gravity of Nicaragua .  Leaving León and the northern highlands apart as well as both Caribbean regions , Nicaragua is centered around the great Cocibolca lake , the heart of which is Ometepetl crowned by the Concepción . So , probably the best way to get to know this country would be to hire a decent boat in Granada , anchoring it wherever you might like to land and have a shuttle to any place you might fancy ; then sailing down the Rio San Juan ( not easy , sand banks a plenty ) enter into the Caribbean exploring both the coastline , inaccessible  from inland , and the keys .
Leon and the North is another trip .

LEON

The UCA bus has AC and swiftly arrives at Leon . Take a cab to the very central Lazybones , another backpackers’ place with private rooms . Best pool in town surrounded by a great shady patio where I spend the whole day , it is too hot in León . Get out at night to good terraces nearby .
Great cathedral on Plaza Ruben Darío and great private collection at Fundación Ortiz Gurdian .
Take a cab to visit the former National Guard Fortín on a hilltop with full control of the town and its surroundings  , then get to Sutiaba , the Indian borough . All churches closed , no way . I’ll spend a full week in the liberal Leon , home to the best universities , full of nice places and kind people .

THE HIGHLANDS

Board a local bus to Estelí , volcanoes first , then we climb along luxuriant mountains , higher and higher . Get to the wrong hotel , the Don Vito , because of the pool . Around 6 p.m. , the water is more than cool and so is the weather . Dress up and head towards Parque Central , nearby I spot the perfect hotel , El Mesón , very cheap , then there is the Luz y Luna Café :
In the Highlands , they offer you plenty of tours everywhere , rainforest , coffee and cocoa plantations , canyons , everything you like . No time . Buses are not the best bet , driving a car is a better option  . The same for Leon’s Pacific coast .
Estelí is home to the cigar industry and looks quite prosperous after the dire poverty scenes of León . Magnificent talabarterías .Cool weather , specially in the evening .
Then another bus ride through the mountains up to Jinotega . This is smaller than Estelí , very nice bar : the Jinocuba .
From there to Matagalpa , definitely bigger . Lovely Hotel San José , just behind Plaza Ruben Darío , before boarding a bus back to León where I stay two more nights. The Lazybones is full to the hilt , go to La Perla nearby , $100 and woken up at 5.30 , street noise ,the pool is ridiculous and the water is warm ,  luxury is a relative notion . Next day , nearby also , La Luna , lovely place . Just get out of the room and a few steps lead me to a charming pool with cool water . Only con is their no smoking hysteria , not even in the open patio by the pool , they throw me out to the street as if I had leper .Then back to Managua and my Backpackers’ Inn .

OMETEPE bis and SAN JUAN del SUR
I’m fed up of buses and as my budget runs in surplus I switch to shuttles , private or collective ,as the hotel offers one to San Jorge  for $ 60 or 80 . Good car with AC and nice driver , he insists on dropping me on the quay in front of the ferry . Says : the hotel manager wouldn’t forgive me if I left you at the gate , even more so when you are a VIP for them since you always book the best room . Again , luxury is a relative notion .
The ferry leaves almost immediately and here I am again in Moyogalpa . I go to the Indio Viejo  . As I planned to board a bus next morning to Altagracia to take the ferry to San Carlos , I’m lucky enough to tell the Canadian waitress about it . Beware , she says , I think ferries are not sailing due to low waters . I call up and she’s right . Have a perfect evening and night , next morning ferry to San Jorge where a cabdriver , a honest one , offers me a ride to San Juan del Sur for $20 . Short drive and we enter this Pacific Coast gem .
Nice resort embedded  along a deep cove combed by a gentle Pacific Ocean between two mountainous ridges . Nearby , there are many open beaches , good waves and great surf , many of them a refuge for turtles which are fiercely protected now .
I choose the Posada Azul , my best hotel in Nicaragua . I’ve been paying 300 cordobas in Moyogalpa  and I can afford the $80 for the room . Very nice shop at the entrance , then six rooms only , the last ones along an exquisite  patio with a delicious pool and its slender waterfall , a marvel both for your ears and your back . It is a few steps from the waterfront and the beach . At night I sit at a table on the sand and chat with travellers who are relaxing under the sheltering sky .
I’ll spend two nice nights there before getting back to Granada in a collective shuttle which picks you up at the hotel , nice because the tropical sun with luggage is quite tropical .
Two more nights in Granada ,overbooking at the Patio de Malinche , full of wood scents , a pity  . So I go to the one near by , comfortable and good pool . Then I’ll move further South to the nice Vivaldi , better pool and garden . Between drinks at la Calzada , I hire a private shuttle for San Carlos , more than 300 kms. away. Next morning at the fruit juice terrace I drink a sacaresaca ( i.e. hangover remover ,with ginger , apple , grapefruit and something else ) before bidding a last fare thee well to my dear Granada .


Overdrive from San Miguelito onwards : p. 1
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 ( At Barajas Airport , took the first train to Atocha where I bought a ticket to Jerez )






[1] In Hannah Arendt’s great voice : “The only possible redemption from the predicament of irreversibility – of being unable to undo what one has done – is the faculty of forgiving “
Variation upon “ ( ...) sicut et nos dimmitimus  debitoribus nostris “?

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